Xiong YaoYue asked: “Why are you covering your eyes?”
Gong CaiCai stammered: “My mom said, kids shouldn’t, shouldn’t look at these things…”
“Didn’t you just say you didn’t see anything?”
“That’s right, I, I didn’t see. I didn’t see anything like Ye Lin cla.s.smate on top of Xiao Qin cla.s.smate.”
“Snake… where’s the snake?” Xiao Qin fumbled around the ground to find the lost snake once she saw Gong CaiCai come over.
Are you still trying to use the snake to bite their b.r.e.a.s.t.s? The advantages of using the snake: it would be hard for the snake to find a good target on your body.
Our jean zippers was still tangled together, so I tried to change a direction to exert force hoping it would loosen.
Gong CaiCai saw me moving on top of Xiao Qin through the slits between her fingers. Xiao Qin moaned out loud with a bright red face and it scared Gong CaiCai even more.
Xiong YaoYue played with Gong CaiCai’s iPhone 4, “Cai Cai, so you saw what they are doing, but don’t tell anyone.”
“Ok…” Gong CaiCai nodded.
“It’s honestly not a big deal.” Xiong YaoYue returned the phone to Gong CaiCai, “Ye Lin and Xiao Qin aren’t doing it outside, didn’t you see how he still has his pants on?”
Gong CaiCai looked as if she did something awful and lowered her hand partially and glanced at us.
“It’s all because Ye Lin got out of control and began dry humping Xiao Qin who separated from the group.”
What the h.e.l.l is Xiong YaoYue saying? Why would I start dry humping Xiao Qin just because she fell a bit behind from the group?
“Cai Cai.” Xiong YaoYue turned more serious, “Make sure to keep Ye Lin and Xiao Qin’s relationship a secret.”
“Eh.” Gong CaiCai blurted, “Isn’t the cla.s.s leader and Ye Lin…”
Then she quickly shut her mouth. Since Gong CaiCai saw me kiss the cla.s.s leader before she saw me kiss Xiao Qin, she thought it was a first come issue, so she believed I was dating the cla.s.s leader.
“Why are you dazing out, did you hear me?” Xiong YaoYue continued to say, “It’s because Xiao Qin and Ye Lin’s family are extremely against them getting together, so you can’t let anyone else know…”
“Hey, if you don’t respond, I’m going to lift your skirt up!”
Gong CaiCai subconsciously went to guard herself, she completely forgot she was wearing trousers today.
In order to prevent Gong CaiCai to leak out our secret, Xiong YaoYue scared her:
“You know the kind of person Ye Lin is. If you tell anyone, especially Loud Mouth…”
“I’m sorry.” Gong CaiCai apologized to us again, then she begged us:
“Please forgive me. Please don’t kill me and bury me in the wilderness. I’m terrified of ghosts and I’ll be really scared at night.”
Hey, if you were buried out here, then you would already turn into a ghost. Or are you saying you would still be bullied by other ghosts after you turned into a ghost.
Well, we can’t be sure. Since Eunuch Cao might become the mountain G.o.d, what if he catches you and does something to you?
After Xiong YaoYue forced Gong CaiCai to make a vow that if she reveals it she will fail her next text, she finally let Gong CaiCai go.
Gong CaiCai put on her bag and chased the group in a hurry. She probably swore she would never fall behind again or I would press her down and dry hump her.
One of the spectators left, but Xiao Qin and I still didn’t separate.
“The d.a.m.n zipper… even using my hand from this angle is difficult.”
Not only did Xiao Qin not help, she even caused more trouble by holding on to my neck.
“Is the zipper really stuck?” Xiong YaoYue plucked a blade of gra.s.s from the road and held it in her mouth, then she squatted down to observe where Xiao Qin and I was joined together.
“Of course it’s true, otherwise why do you think we still haven’t separated?”
“How would I know?” Xiong YaoYue scratched the bandage on her face, “It’s hard to pull out?”
If that was the case, do you think I would let you watch?
“Do you want me to help?” Xiong YaoYue offered.
Huh, can you? It might be a bit inappropriate to have Xiong YaoYue reach into our private areas, but there’s no better option. If we take any longer, the cla.s.s leader might send more people to take a look.
“Then… Winnie… please…” I requested with a red face.
Xiong YaoYue walked over and reached in to fish for the zipper.
“Ye Lin, hold still and don’t move.”
Even if Xiong YaoYue didn’t care, it was still strange having a girl pull at your zipper.
“Um, Winnie, can you try to move your hand towards Xiao Qin. Don’t get closer to me, otherwise…”
“Otherwise you will shoot it all over my hands right?” Xiong YaoYue rolled her eyes at me, “If your premature e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.i.o.n is already this bad, what are you going to do after marriage?”
I don’t need you to worry about it. It’s not like I’m getting married to you, so why do you care if I could satisfy my wife or not.
Xiong YaoYue still tried not to touch me and went closer to Xiao Qin’s side.
The zippers were tightly entangled together and Xiong YaoYue failed twice to entangle it. There wasn’t a lot of s.p.a.ce to move her arm around, so it was unavoidable for her to b.u.mp into Xiao Qin’s sensitive spot.
“…”
I’m sure Xiao Qin feels weird too.
Seeing Xiao Qin’s body tighten up, Xiong YaoYue asked giddily: “Xiao Qin, whose technique is better, mines or Ye Lin?”
Do you have to compare this too? If you think your technique is better and that I have premature e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.i.o.n, then you might as well marry Xiao Qin.
“Ah.”
Xiao Qin suddenly moaned. It was probably because Xiong YaoYue failed again and her hand b.u.mped between Xiao Qin’s legs.
“Please don’t rush, this is like dismantling a bomb…” Xiong YaoYue, who didn’t seem like she did it on purpose, continued to work diligently.
Xiao Qin’s face turned even redder. It currently looks like I was holding her down and letting Xiong YaoYue molest her.
It’s all karma! I still remember the time when you called the phone that was hidden in Xiong YaoYue’s underwear and made her suffer.
I think it’s good enough Xiong YaoYue isn’t taking the opportunity now to get retribution.
The snake who escaped into the tall gra.s.s earlier made a rustling sound.
I was startled: this large movement definitely isn’t the snake, it was more like a person’s footsteps. Don’t tell me it’s a cla.s.smate, but why did they go all the way around into the gra.s.s?
I took a closer look and it was two men in gray clothes, sunhats, and holding b.u.t.terfly nets. One was an old man while the other was young, he looked like he was a new university graduate.
It should be the two entomologists who come here every summer to catch b.u.t.terflies. If I wasn’t in an awkward position, I would definitely greet you guys and ask if you’ve caught the blue morpho my dad mentioned before.
The older entomologists had a serious face as he looked around for traces of b.u.t.terflies, but then he looked around and spotted a boy with two girls.
The old man was shocked, even more shocked than finding a blue morpho. The three of us were in a weird position, so it couldn’t be helped if others will misunderstand.
Who would expect that Xiong YaoYue was helping us untangle our zippers, she looked more like she was helping me join together with Xiao Qin.
“I don’t understand what young people nowadays are thinking about…”
The older entomologists coughed once loudly as if he was reminding us where we were and not have threesomes in public.
“I did it!” Xiong YaoYue, who was focused on the job, didn’t even see the two entomologist and yelled with excitement:
“Ye Lin, you can pull out now.”
It’s not pull out, it’s stand up.
The young entomologist seemed to be even more conservative than his senior. After he heard Xiong YaoYue’s scream, he had an uncomfortable expression on his face. He tugged on the older entomologist and said:
“I can’t watch anymore, let’s go. The future of the country is ruined…”
The two entomologists shook their heads and sighed as they walked into another patch of tall gra.s.s to look for b.u.t.terflies.
I could also finally get up and move my numb limbs.
Xiao Qin rested a couple seconds before she sat up. She wore her straw hat as if she was in a hurry to hide her blushed face.
Was it caused by being rubbed by me or was it related to Xiong YaoYue’s touch.
I guess it’s not a groundless fear for the entomologists to be worried about our generation…