In the end, Xiao Qin never revealed whether or not Zhuang Ni told her who I booked a hotel room with.
Zhuang Ni probably used her intellect to muddle her way through it. First, she gave Xiao Qin a love voodoo doll (it’s actually used for curses), then she proposed an alliance and painted a good image of the future to distract Xiao Qin.
But I feel like even if Xiao Qin gets duped for a short period of time, she will eventually remember.
So I decided to take the initiative and take care of the problem.
“Xiao Qin, actually the rumor about me going to a hotel…”
“Oh, that.” Xiao Qin said with a smile, “Zhuang Ni already told me her relatives own a hotel. Ye Lin cla.s.smate went to a hotel with a male cla.s.smate to watch an NBA game!”
Huh, I have indeed done similar things before with members from the basketball team (some sketchy hotels don’t require an ID), but why would Zhuang Ni cover for me?
Or perhaps, since Zhuang Ni likes the cla.s.s leader, she doesn’t want to tarnish the cla.s.s leader’s reputation?
If it got out that the perfect girl, who’s good at every area of life, stayed in the same hotel room as a bad boy like me, it will make many her admirers vomit blood out of anger.
Zuo Xiong, who’s been coveting the cla.s.s leader’s bicycle seat, will probably come running with his wrench and fight me, right? (Although I already gave that wrench to the taxi driver, Zuo Xiong can always buy another one)
“So, Ye Lin cla.s.smate and Shen something ShaoYi booked a room together to watch an NBA game, you should have just told me earlier, it scared me half to death.”
Xiao Qin said as she rested her hand on her flat chest.
Who booked a room with Shen ShaoYi? Zhuang Ni, even if it’s to protect the cla.s.s leader’s reputation, don’t make stuff up. What about my reputation?
After the hotel incident pa.s.sed for the time being, Xiao Qin suggested to wash my clothes again.
“The t-shirt is really dirty and has to be washed… it must have hurt to be kicked so many times by the horrible cla.s.smates.”
No, with my large back muscles acting as a shield, these injuries are barely even sc.r.a.pes. But there was a time when you kicked me into the river, I hit my head on the rocks at the bottom of the river and almost died and became fish feed.
There were also many times where you kicked me down the small hill in the shipyard. Did you think I was like the LOL hero Rammus and I moved by rolling around?
Xiao Qin sheepishly covered her face when she heard me mention the shipyard from our childhood.
“Don’t mention those things… if Ye Lin cla.s.smate is still mad…”
Xiao Qin turned around and pointed her b.u.t.t at me, then stammered:
“If Ye Lin cla.s.smate is still mad, then, then just kick me down the mountain. I will roll all the way down to the base of the mountain and then Ye Lin cla.s.smate should be able to forgive me.”
Xiong YaoYue, who saw Xiao Qin make a dirty action to me, angrily stuck up her middle finger at me. She must have thought I was forcing Xiao Qin to do it.
Who’s forcing Xiao Qin to point her b.u.t.t up at me? How deranged would I have to be to rub Xiao Qin’s b.u.t.t right after I rubbed Gong CaiCai’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s in front of this many people.
Although Xiao Qin’s b.u.t.t seems to be more tempting to me than her b.r.e.a.s.t.s… but that’s what makes it worse. The Little Tyrant had kicked my b.u.t.t hundred of times before, but if I now even just have a little contact with her b.u.t.t, I would be cla.s.sified as a pervert. Where’s the justice?
“Are you not going to kick me?” Xiao Qin seemed slightly disappointed as she stood up again and faced me.
“Ye Lin cla.s.smate(*^__^*), does my b.u.t.t look good?”
Stop asking me these questions nonchalantly, I was already about to have a nosebleed due to the heatstroke!
“Ye Lin cla.s.smate’s pants are also very dirty.” Xiao Qin patted the dust off my pants, “Take it off together later and I’ll help you wash it.”
“No.” I shook my head and said, “I’ll at most let you wash my shirt. What would I wear if I gave you my pants to wash too.”
“Then…” Xiao Qin furrowed her brows, then said, “Since it’s just a shirt and jeans, you could just wear mines.”
Hey, the sizes aren’t the same. It’s the same as how Ai Mi and I aren’t the same sizes. If I wear your clothes, it would burst after I put an arm or leg in.
Um, I shouldn’t have used Ai Mi to make a comparison. “burst after… putting it in” sounds so wrong.
“But…” Xiao Qin clutched onto my pants without letting go, “Don’t you think it’s romantic letting my boyfriend wear my clothes while washing his clothes in the brook wearing only my underwear?”
Romantic my a.s.s, what if you catch a cold? I think there’s not many days left until the next time you get menstrual pain.
Oh, as a Spartan warrior, how did I fall so far to the point of keeping track of a girl’s menstrual cycle?
“Anyway, Ye Lin cla.s.smate should give me your belt first…” Xiao Qin said and came to untie my belt.
“Hey, what are you doing?” I exclaimed, “Are you going to just take off my pants in broad daylight?”
If Xiao Qin and I are really considered childhood friends, then we’re going to become famous today. In a few days, we will become known as the “molester combo”. Even the character of our parents will be questioned.
“No, I’m not taking off your pants…” Xiao Qin’s face was flushed red, “I heard if a boy and girl switches belts, then they can lock each other’s hearts. Ye Lin cla.s.smate please exchange belts with me.”
“Stop, your waist is too small, which means your belt is too short for me.”
“Well, Ye Lin cla.s.smate’s pants needs to be washed anyway, so you don’t need a belt for the time being.” Xiao Qin was too excited, so she fumbled a lot and wasn’t able to remove my belt after multiple tries.
“d.a.m.n you.”
Xiong YaoYue sent a flying kick and kicked me away from Xiao Qin.
As I staggered back, Xiong YaoYue hugged onto Xiao Qin’s shoulders and said bitterly: “Xiao Qin, your spoiling Ye Lin way too much. Do you know where we are right now? What were you planning on doing for Ye Lin?”
“Nothing…” Xiao Qin lowered her head and said, “I only wanted to put Ye Lin cla.s.smate’s long thing on my waist….”
Can you speak normally? It’s true your waist is smaller, so my belt is long for you… but that’s not how you say it. Xiong YaoYue was about to explode after she heard.
Xiong YaoYue grabbed my shirt again and spoke to me like she was about to butcher me:
“I never thought you would actually be a pervert! Do you think you’re really long, why don’t you take it out and let your sis have a look!”
The cla.s.s leader is the only one older than me in our cla.s.s, don’t feign seniority.
“I used to think you were gay, but in the end you were a heteros.e.xual, and a deranged one on top of that! Some of our cla.s.smates just told me you checked out a hotel room with another girl behind Xiao Qin’s back. I think your sc.u.m level is off the charts, I think I’ll level up if I kill you.”
As Xiong YaoYue was shaking me back and forth, Xiao Qin said: “Sis Winnie, you misunderstood, Ye Lin cla.s.smate checked out a room with Shen ShaoYi.”
Xiong YaoYue immediately stopped like someone cast frost nova on her. She frowned as if she didn’t understand.
“Xiao Qin, who did you say he check out a room with?”
“Shen ShaoYi, the one from our school’s basketball team.” Xiao Qin said happily, “The one who looks a bit like Ye Lin cla.s.smate.”
Where do we look similar? Shen ShaoYi is known as the best looking guy in 28 Middle while I’m a devil that everyone’s afraid of. If I didn’t get crippled by you as a kid, I might look a bit similar to Shen ShaoYi.
“d.a.m.n…” Xiong YaoYue clenched her teeth, then she dragged me away from Xiao Qin and whispered:
“Ye Lin, you still haven’t told me the truth. Why did you check out a room with Shen ShaoYi, what’s your relationship?”
“I didn’t check out a room with Shen ShaoYi…”
“Then who did you check out a room with?”
I thought about it carefully and I can’t say anything about checking out a room with the cla.s.s leader, otherwise I’d be even worse than Zhuang Ni.
“Um, if you think I was in a room with Shen ShaoYi, then I was in a room with Shen ShaoYi. What, we can’t watch a live NBA game together?”
“Don’t try to trick me.” Xiong YaoYue spat on the ground, “There are so many people on the basketball team, so why did you go only with Shen ShaoYi, also why are you covering it up if you went together.”
“That’s because..” I racked my brains to come up with a reasonable explanation.
“Hmph, you guys got back together, right?”
“Huh?” I didn’t respond for a moment.
“It’s actually because you still love Shen ShaoYi right? My eyes are blind, you’re not a d.a.m.n heteros.e.xual, you’re a d.a.m.n bis.e.xual.”
“So what you told me before in the bas.e.m.e.nt of the VIP building was true, I thought you were joking.”
Xiong YaoYue said depressed and looked at Xiao Qin with a sympathetic gaze.
“Poor Xiao Qin is still kept in the dark. She doesn’t know you also like men, you perverted h.o.m.o, you cheater, you…”
“No wonder you gave Xiao Qin so many perverted requests… it was Shen ShaoYi who trained your tastes! You must be planning to do a.n.a.l with Xiao Qin, right?”
“Who wants to do that?! I’ve never even done it with Shen ShaoYi, okay?”
Xiong YaoYue frowned even more, “That means… only in the mouth, blaaaaargh.”
I don’t know if it was because she imagined me with Shen ShaoYi, but Xiong YaoYue began to dry heave.