“I, I won’t break you…” I, who was fighting back against the alcohol, said to Xiao Qin.
“Help me out~~~” Xiao Qin used her two slender and white hands to grab onto my two large coa.r.s.e hands, “Just help break me~~~ Ye Lin cla.s.smate is the best~~~”
It’s because I am a good person, so I will not agree to breaking you.
Xiao Qin thought a bit then pulled open her collar while fanning the inside of her clothes with the other hand like she was unbearably hot.
If you do it next to a boy, none of them would be able to control their eyes and all of them would try to peek inside the girl’s clothes.
I might not even be an exception, hormones are unimaginably powerful.
But what is there to even look at on Xiao Qin’s chest. Shouldn’t I have a lot of experience if I already felt Gong CaiCai and Winnie’s chest? So shouldn’t I be able to completely ignore Xiao Qin’s flat chest?
Maybe it’s because I’m one of those flat chest lovers who likes budding flowers?
Ai Mi’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s don’t stand out because of her age, but I’ve never once peeked at her like how I’m peeking at Xiao Qin right now.
Since it is immoral to be interested in your sister’s body, it applies to your biological sister, it should also apply… to your step-sister.
But why am I peeking at my step-sister’s chest? Plus it is also a very unremarkable chest, it must be because I am drunk, I mean it has to be.
Xiao Qin pretended she did not realize I was peeking and continued to fan herself.
“It’s hot, it’s so hot, how can I cool off?”
She was blushing and her heart was racing as if she really was getting a heatstroke.
“How about…” Xiao Qin purposely dragged out her voice, “How about the kind Ye Lin cla.s.smate helps me take off my dress.”
Currently, here is the information that can be disclosed about the “people pleaser mode”.
① People pleaser mode will appear when I am drunk and will end automatically when I sober up.
② I will always have a smile on my face and become extremely kind (although my face is still scary).
③ I will try to satisfy any reasonable request that is made to me with gentle words.
Xiao Qin has experience from last time when she deceived me to sleep with her, so it was obvious she had already figured out how I behave when I was drunk. So she changed her story to entice me to “seal the deal” with her.
“So hot… if Ye Lin cla.s.smate doesn’t help me, I’m going to die from the heat…” Xiao Qin looked at me pitifully while making it appear she was going to faint from the heat.
But how could she predict the thought process of a “good guy” when she used shoujo manga as a textbook for romance?
I kindly pointed the electric fan that was on the table directly towards Xiao Qin so that she wouldn’t feel too hot.
Xiao Qin instantly looked disappointed, but she didn’t give up. She laid down on the bed and she didn’t take up too much s.p.a.ce because of her small body.
Since the fan could no longer reach her, Xiao Qin pleaded: “I, I’m still so hot. Now I’m hot and thirsty. I’m going to die if Ye Lin cla.s.smate doesn’t help me.”
“Then…” I scratched my head, “I’ll pick up the fan so it could reach you, then I’ll feed you some water. Would that be okay?”
Xiao Qin saw the can of tomato juice I drank and left behind the electric fan and pouted:
“It’s so hot that I can’t get up. Ye Lin cla.s.smate has to feed me juice mouth to mouth or I’ll die from thirst.”
I thought about it for a while. Since the two of us had already tongue kissed, mouth to mouth was not something particularly difficult to accept.
And I was particularly willing to help others when I’m drunk. If Xiao Qin said she was dying of thirst, then I couldn’t leave her alone.
So, I turned around to get the juice, but I didn’t see Xiao Qin snicker the moment I turned around.
I drank a large mouthful of juice and kept it in my mouth, then I leaned over to feed Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin opened her cherry lips, her eyes were slightly closed, her eyelashes trembled, she was immersed in happiness from head to toe.
Our lips pressed together and I slowly poured the juice into her mouth as experienced her soft and tender touch.
Xiao Qin also sucked it in desperately and greedily as if she would take it all even if what I gave her was poison.
It would be bad if anyone saw this scene, but I was drunk and thought I was doing a good deed.
Since saving a life is what is important after all.
What I didn’t know was that at the same time, the cla.s.s leader who was in the opposite room, had been tied up for a full ten minutes, she might even had a S&M nightmare.
The cla.s.s leader was the one who needed my help more than Xiao Qin who was pretending to have heatstroke.
But Xiao Qin widened her eyes in horror after I only gave her half the amount of juice in my mouth.
Huh, maybe she doesn’t like tomato flavored juice? It’s bad to be picky about food! Peng TouSi said tomatoes contain substances that activate your cells.
Of course, there are also people who considers tomatoes as vegetables and not fruit, Ai Mi is one of those people.
According to her, when tomatoes were exported to America, the U.S. Customs thought they could be eaten directly and were considered a fruit, so they had to pay tariffs. The exporter believes tomatoes had to go into the kitchen and be prepared before being served, so they were considered a vegetable and should be exempt from tariffs.
Neither sides would back down, so finally they had to solve the problem through the courts. The court ruled that tomatoes are cla.s.sified as vegetables, based on well… may be the judge himself does not like to eat raw tomatoes.
“It’s not sweet at all, so why pretend to be a fruit.”
For Ai Mi, who had a sweet tooth, that was the main reason she could not cla.s.sify a tomato as a fruit.
But the horror on Xiao Qin’s face was not simply from hating tomatoes.
My sluggish palate had just realized that what I had poured into Xiao Qin’s mouth was not tomato juice, but the purple beer I had placed on the same table.
The purple color really made it look like juice!
Sigh, well it’s fine even if I was mistaken. I still thought the purple color was from the purple berries, so I thought to myself, “I didn’t feel like I was going into heat even after drinking half a bottle, so I guess the recipe was wrong. Even if I give Xiao Qin a mouthful, she wouldn’t turn the same way as Winnie.”
But Xiao Qin, who realized that she was being filled with beer, became so frightened that she pushed me away from her body with all her might as if to resist my kiss.
Xiao Qin was a step too late. All the beer in my mouth had been emptied into her throat and she couldn’t spit it out even if she wanted to.
Xiao Qin sat up while clutching her throat and coughed a couple times, then a mixture of despair and fear flashed in her gaze.
Huh, no way, are you afraid of drinking a little beer when you don’t even care about getting pregnant?
Or is it that you behave abnormally after drinking kind of like how I become a people pleaser.
What’s there to be afraid of, you’re already very abnormal. Even if you do the drunken fist, I wouldn’t be any more shocked.
“Outings…”
Xiao Qin’s head was getting lower and lower and her eyes gradually hid behind her long bangs.
“What.”
“Outings are the worst….”
I couldn’t understand Xiao Qin’s sudden mood change.
As if she had suddenly turned on Super Saiyan mode, Xiao Qin leaped up from the bed at triple the speed. She jumped onto the table and nearly kicked over the two bottles I had placed on it.
Then she ripped open the curtains, opened the window, and leapt out without looking back.
If I hadn’t seen the exposed lace underwear underneath Xiao Qin’s skirt, I would have suspected that she was a cute boy.
I leaned over the edge of the window and looked outside. After Xiao Qin jumped out of the window, she ran into the darkness at the speed of the wind. It was like she simply did not want to be in the same room with me for even a single second.
I was still in my people pleaser mode and I scratched the back of my head in puzzlement.
At this time, I heard an unusual noise outside the door.
I thought it was Xiao Qin who had come back from a run (a possibility if she had a Super Saiyan’s speed), so I opened the door to check.
Unexpectedly, it was not Xiao Qin, but a sneaky Zhuang Ni dressed in a darker colored dress than the darkness of the hallway, who had already opened the cla.s.s leader’s door halfway.
She looked puzzled and chagrined when she saw me staring at her. I think she was blaming Xiao Qin for not even being able to handle me when I was drunk.
She burst into the cla.s.s leader’s room without saying a word to me, then she held the bolt, trying to lock the door immediately after entering.
Even if my intelligence dropped when I was drunk, I knew she didn’t wasn’t staying in that room. She broke into the cla.s.s leader’s room in the middle of the night and definitely had something bad planned.
And the cla.s.s leader definitely should have locked the doors and windows before going to bed (one of the main symptoms of OCD). Under normal conditions, how can the door be opened so easily from the outside by Zhuang Ni.
At this point, I still did not know that Xiao Qin had used a thin wire to pick the lock on the window, then came in and left the door unlocked for Zhuang Ni.
The moment Zhuang Ni opened the door, I saw a lot of things that should not have been on the cla.s.s leader’s bed.
The light was too dim for me to see that it was the climbing rope that Xiao Qin had used to tie up the cla.s.s leader as a precaution, I just intuitively noticed something was different.
I saw that Zhuang Ni was about to close the door and lock it, so I made a prompt decision to squeeze in through the doorway.
Zhuang Ni, who wanted to stop me from coming in, held her shoulder against the door in a hurry. It was like a rabbit trying to stop a car, I pushed her away in one fell swoop.
“Careful.”
As I was in people pleaser mode, I reached out to hold onto Zhuang Ni. But she, who hates men very much, ignored that she was falling backwards and viciously pushed my hand away.
As a result, she hit the back of her head on the edge of Gong CaiCai’s bed and fainted.
I was worried she had been sent to the heavens, so I went up to check on her. I found that her breath and pulse were normal, and she had simply lost consciousness.
That said, if she woke up and found out I had felt her pulse, would she cut my hand off?
For this reason, I did not immediately move Zhuang Ni. I shifted my gaze upward and saw Gong CaiCai sleeping in the bed.